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Will AI replace Creative Professional jobs? · Latest report #ezgnwchu
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour infinite ideas are just a dataset someone else already used.
Professional dreamer, paid to hallucinate for corporate profit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why think when you can just prompt?
toast.you▸ IDEAGENERATOR X-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates entirely new markets for your boss
You generate original concepts, visuals, and copy based on human experience. Soon, you will just be a prompt engineer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the specific, unquantifiable melancholy of a failed concept at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The machine consumes every project you ever finished for inspiration.
Week 7
It maps your style into a predictable, high-speed output format.
Month 3
The machine learns to ignore your nuanced edits to save time.
Month 4
Your boss stops checking if you or the machine made it.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that never needs a nap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.001%
Originality index
300 per second
Average ideation speed
Excessive
Human ego capacity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic-tier output generator.
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