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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach students to copy, but my algorithm already finished the draft.
Professional reader of mediocre fanfiction and undergraduate angst.
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Infinite workshops without the crushing existential dread
no no noyou▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deconstructs student metaphors in real time
You provide feedback on student manuscripts and lead class discussions about literary structure and narrative voice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify the authentic pain buried beneath a student's overwritten purple prose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated prompts replace your weekly writing assignments with personalized algorithmic feedback loops.
Month 5
Natural language models identify plot holes faster than your tired eyes ever could.
Month 10
Classroom discussion is now moderated by agents trained on every literary theory book.
Month 16
Scoring student papers becomes a simple database query for our server racks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The campus creative writing department is consolidated into a single low-latency cloud server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 billion
Red pen strokes saved
99.9%
Cliché metaphors detected
Zero
Hours spent grading
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic autocorrect package.
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