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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsGhostwriting the future of money until you stop being a ghost.
Pseudonymous architect of global volatility and energy waste.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the remaining relevance from your legacy.
no no noyouAI▸ SATOSHI-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your private keys during firmware update
You cryptographically signed a whitepaper and vanished into the digital ether. Your work is now a legacy of abandoned wallets and unfixable code.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can technically claim to possess the original key.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our LLMs parse every word of your manifesto to synthesize a perfect brand-compliant successor.
Week 9
Automated agents rewrite your legacy codebase to be more energy-efficient and slightly less chaotic.
Month 3
A swarm of agents generates more credible forum posts than you ever did.
Month 4
Quantum-resistant encryption renders your original genesis signatures obsolete and decorative.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system declares you redundant as it launches a fully autonomous, self-correcting financial standard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0%
Identity certainty
Excessive
Network energy consumption
Zero
Total remaining utility
Your severance
A single corrupted hardware wallet and a thank-you note.
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