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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend all day crafting spreadsheets that machines read in milliseconds.
Expert in pivot tables and polite corporate rejection emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning debt into predictable data streams.
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automates risk scoring for billion dollar facilities
You analyze financial statements to structure loan terms and draft credit agreements for complex corporate facility deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
OCR software reads your PDFs better than your tired eyes can.
Month 5
Custom templates replace your hand-built Excel credit modeling workbooks.
Month 11
Language models write your memos and term sheets in seconds.
Month 18
Real-time feeds calculate credit risk without your manual input.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server finalizes all approvals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4500
Spreadsheet rows per day
94 percent
Negotiation friction level
Zero
Covenant breaches missed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our risk analysis suite.
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