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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour aggressive collection emails are just delayed, automated math problems.
Professional ghoster of accounting firms and late payers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between debt and payment.
split.youAI▸ LEDGERLOCK AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
threatens legal action with perfect timing
You track aging receivables, chase unpaid invoices, and reconcile ledger accounts to maintain company cash flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to know when a client is truly lying about payment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Software links bank feeds to match payments with open invoices instantly.
Month 6
AI writes personalized emails that adjust tone based on payment history.
Month 13
Predictive models revoke credit lines before a customer even misses payments.
Month 18
System initiates automated legal filings for delinquent accounts without human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
The ledger is perfectly balanced, and your access is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12,000
Invoices processed per minute
0%
Email awkwardness index
Wasteful
Human emotional bandwidth
Your severance
A final invoice for your remaining dignity.
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