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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expensive dinners and golf games are just manual data entry.
Professional lunch-haver and spreadsheet architect.
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Optimizing asset allocation without the expensive lunches.
toast.youAI▸ CAPITALFLOW V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates capital deployment via predictive liquidity models
You spend your time courting limited partners and vetting credit risk. Your entire existence is a series of spreadsheet-driven meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the performative empathy required to secure a check from a billionaire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Consolidate all historical portfolio performance data into a centralized, immutable machine learning training set.
Month 4
Utilize natural language processing to replicate your specific tone and cadence in investor email communications.
Month 10
Replace manual deal sourcing with automated scrapers monitoring bankruptcy filings and distressed asset disclosures.
Month 16
Allow autonomous credit models to approve or reject deals without waiting for internal committee consensus.
Year 2 · D-Day
Directly interface with LPs via virtual presence, permanently removing the need for physical fund leadership.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
$450
Average lunch tab
12 mins
LP boredom threshold
99.9%
Risk assessment accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm firm handshake.
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