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July 30, 2027
In 9 monthsYour intuition for risk is just a spreadsheet with more tears.
Professional dream-crusher with a high-interest rate heart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment without the lingering human guilt.
glub.youAI▸ CREDILOGIC AI-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies credit based on tiny behavioral patterns
Assessing loan risk by reviewing financial statements and borrower credit history to approve or deny funding applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a borrower is lying through their teeth in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software extracts data from tax returns and bank statements instantly.
Week 9
Machine learning identifies risk patterns faster than your tired brain.
Month 4
The AI writes the credit memo before you wake up.
Month 7
Algorithms handle standard loans without asking for your opinion.
Month 9 · D-Day
The final credit officer is replaced by a local terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14 percent
Average loans rejected by spite
28 per week
Hours spent looking at PDFs
1000x
Approval speedup factor
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final performance review.
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