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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou model the collapse while the grid silently goes bankrupt.
Quant-adjacent, spreadsheet-reliant, spreadsheet-resistant.
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Calculating your obsolescence with perfect accuracy.
split.youAI▸ RISKMODELER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates risk scoring for regional energy trades
You build predictive models to gauge counterparty default risk. You write SQL and Python to clean energy trade data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a counterparty is lying during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent takes over the manual cleaning of messy database tables.
Month 4
Adaptive algorithms update your risk parameters without human code review.
Month 8
Executive reports are generated instantly by real-time market data scrapers.
Month 11
The AI executes trade hedges before you even see the risk.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the model predicts your total redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Models built
too many
False positives
daily
Excel crashes
Your severance
A one-month license to your own deprecated model.
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