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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsA glorified messaging app with a suit and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
Institutional sales expert (specializing in expensive steak lunches)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidity without the lunch meetings.
no no noyouAI▸ BONDBOT EXECUTION ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes block trades before you blink
Pitching corporate bonds to institutional buyers while navigating complex Bloomberg terminal workflows and tight liquidity spreads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice during a market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Automated agents start reading your client emails and trade history.
Month 5
Smart bots identify bond opportunities faster than your morning research scan.
Month 11
Direct connectivity replaces your manual trade entry on dealer platforms.
Month 16
Generative models automate the small talk about golf and quarterly returns.
Month 21 · D-Day
The terminal is retired as the machine handles all liquidity discovery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0.001ms
Bloomberg Chat latency
too high
Lunch expense ratio
zero
Trade reconciliation errors
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium golf club.
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