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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour complex spreadsheets are just glorified decision trees waiting for code.
Senior data-wrangler in the spreadsheet salt mines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment without the human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ CREDIMIND V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes loan portfolios while you sleep
You build credit risk models and set lending criteria using SQL, SAS, and internal banking software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the regulator why the model chose to deny everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start pulling your credit agency data every morning.
Month 4
Our software runs a thousand regression tests while you take lunch.
Month 8
The AI writes the regulatory docs that you used to draft.
Month 13
The machine simulates thousands of economic scenarios to set criteria.
Month 17 · D-Day
The bank switches off your access and lets the model decide.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Unlimited
Spreadsheet rows processed
Nanoseconds
Risk assessment speed
100%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic credit score API.
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