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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour yield spreads are just numbers that I calculate faster.
Institutional trader (mostly Bloomberg, emotionally short-circuiting).
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executes trades before the news breaks
Manage counterparty credit risk and trade credit default swaps to hedge exposure. You sit at a terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to calm a panicked client during a credit event.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your entire trading history into the central brain.
Month 4
The AI learns to price your credit curves better than you.
Month 8
The machine runs in the background and hits higher returns.
Month 13
The system takes over full authority for all risk limits.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your terminal login credentials are wiped and sent to archives.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.0001 milliseconds
Spread pricing latency
1000 per second
Risk factor analysis
0 liters
Daily coffee intake
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