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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your final sprints before your logic becomes a legacy artifact.
Writing SQL queries while dreaming of better documentation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our agents scan your entire repository to map dependencies.
Month 3
Your manual testing is replaced by continuous integration bots.
Month 6
Forms now auto-generate based on database schema changes.
Month 9
The deployment server now handles all production releases independently.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are granted the privilege of watching your final commits disappear.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Legacy system bugs
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