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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Credit Union Teller jobs? · Latest report #e9vuhfwj
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database update.
Professional cash counter and occasional notary stamp enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cash processing without the small talk.
split.youAI▸ TELLERBOX V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire branch balance instantly
You verify identities and count physical cash for member transactions. You manage the vault and balance the daily drawer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a member is actually lying about a stolen debit card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Simple deposits move to automated cash-recycling machines.
Month 7
Cameras scan faces instead of you verifying IDs.
Month 14
Automated security systems restrict physical vault access.
Month 20
Software handles all remaining teller transaction workflows.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your workstation is replaced by a high-definition video kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 percent
Human error rate
too slow
Vault balancing speed
dwindling
Smile persistence
Your severance
A box of pens and a laminated branch map.
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