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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTurning your life's work into a very compact, ash-filled coffee mug.
Professional curator of the world's most permanent transition.
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The ultimate send-off with zero human guilt.
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processes remains with robotic precision
You load metal caskets into high-heat furnaces and process bone fragments into fine dust. It's final, literally.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still treat the remains with dignity when the sensors are confused.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Cameras track casket entry to ensure perfect record logs.
Month 8
Robotic gantry systems move caskets without any human lifting.
Month 20
Smart software optimizes heat for total, efficient combustion.
Year 2.7
Automated crushers convert fragments while the machine cools down.
Year 4 · D-Day
The furnace operates in complete, silent, human-free solitude.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 hours
Average furnace cycle
0.01 percent
Human error rate
100 percent
Cold-hearted efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a very quiet graveyard.
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