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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching teenagers how to miss balls is a dying craft.
Master of the bowling machine and student morale
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition without the pep talks
toast.you▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers frame-perfect yorkers on demand
You manage net sessions, critique bowling actions, and run group drills for various age and skill levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which kid is distracted because they left their phone in their bag.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras capture every angle of the student's swing.
Month 4
Digital overlays show students their errors without your voice.
Month 12
Pneumatic arms deliver perfect, consistent balls for practice.
Month 20
An app takes over all bookings and parent communication.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine runs the session better, cheaper, and without shouting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
200 per hour
Average balls fed
4 per session
Corrected stances
12 per hour
Shouted encouragements
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cricket balls.
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