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Will AI replace Crime Scene Cleaner jobs? · Latest report #th54mnbb
Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsYour specialty is cleaning messes that nobody else wants to touch.
Expert in scrubbing away the worst human mistakes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitisation beyond human capability.
ow.you▸ HAZMAT SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralises biohazards with industrial precision
You remove blood and biological hazards from crime scenes using chemicals and heavy-duty PPE. It is dirty work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, awful history of a room just by walking inside.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras scan the room to locate every trace of organic material.
Month 15
Robots deploy targeted enzymes to break down biological matter automatically.
Year 3.3
Specialised robotic claws extract contaminated building materials without human exposure.
Year 5
Sensors verify the scene is clean and log data for inspectors.
Year 7 · D-Day
The site is fully remediated by machines, rendering your suit unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
8 hours
Average scene cleanup time
High
Chemical exposure incidents
100 percent
Stomach strength required
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade surgical masks.
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