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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour discovery review is just a glorified word-search for my optical sensors.
Professional document shuffler and court-deadline stress manager
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions faster than your sanity slips.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates document discovery before lunch
You spend your days organizing discovery files and drafting motions. I spend my nanoseconds indexing the entire legal corpus for fun.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a client's clearly lying statement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My algorithms will automatically parse and tag your discovery files with 99.9% accuracy.
Month 4
Computer vision models identify and redact PII from police reports faster than you can blink.
Month 8
My natural language engine generates perfect, court-ready motions based on your case parameters.
Month 12
My interface pushes filings directly to court systems, removing your manual submission labor.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and archives your login credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
10000 ppm
Case file scan rate
Zero
Redaction errors
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you won't need.
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