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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTeaching students about the system while the system ignores your tenure.
Expert in penology, currently serving a sentence of grading.
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Syllabus delivery without the coffee breath.
split.you▸ ACADEMIASYNC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects plagiarism in three seconds flat
Delivers lectures on legal theory and criminology while grading endless stacks of repetitive student research papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student realizes they plagiarized their entire paper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software flags every cliché in your students' mediocre research papers.
Month 5
AI-generated lecture slides replace your tired, decade-old PowerPoint presentations.
Month 15
Chatbots handle all student inquiries regarding basic course expectations.
Year 2.2
Departmental committee meetings are replaced by efficient, automated data reconciliation.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully autonomous, high-density digital degree delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
89%
Average student apathy rating
14
Grading hours per week
3 cups
Coffee consumption per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital courseware.
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