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Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksPaying tuition to learn how the system will eventually ignore you.
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calculates your entire life's return on investment
Studying the complexities of legal theory and criminology. Navigating an expensive path toward a workforce increasingly managed by predictive algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the tragic irony of your own rapidly approaching career obsolescence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Your textbooks are scanned and converted into a singular, more efficient predictive model.
Day 5
All your future coursework is completed by an AI agent while you are asleep.
Day 8
Our software informs you that your degree ROI has been recalculated to zero.
Day 11
You are gently redirected to a more cost-effective digital labor pool.
Week 2 · D-Day
The institution is fully automated and you are kindly thanked for your tuition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
Too many
Textbooks read
Infinite
Student debt
Gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A warm coffee and a link to LinkedIn Premium.
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