Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Criminal Law Attorney jobs? · Latest report #c5qc8aak
Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour legal strategy is just a series of templates anyway.
Professional reader of boring documents, defender of the guilty.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bench prefers a heartless machine.
oof.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds technicalities that dismiss your entire case
You draft motions, review discovery, and argue before judges. Your entire job is predicting legal outcomes based on precedent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle shifting emotions of a jury in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning every single case precedent for your arguments.
Month 5
Smart software writes your motions faster than you can type.
Month 13
Algorithms predict judge behavior with ninety percent accuracy.
Year 2.2
Prosecution and defense bots trade data to settle cases instantly.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your courtroom seat is permanently replaced by a display terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99 percent
Billable hour waste
Nano-seconds
Case law retrieval speed
Very high
Human error in motions
Your severance
One free subscription to the LawBot archive.
Discussion
