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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSocial work is just data entry with higher stakes and worse coffee.
Professional listener, documenter of chaotic human lives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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calculates recidivism risk with terrifying accuracy
You chase people through messy urban environments to provide support and navigate legal barriers for rehabilitation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly look someone in the eye and signal genuine human concern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and predictive software log client interactions before you do.
Month 12
Algorithms handle all parole paperwork and clinical scheduling automatically.
Year 2.1
Wearables replace the need for your constant physical wellness checks.
Year 3.1
Virtual kiosks provide the non-judgmental listening your clients require.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire rehabilitation process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
12 percent
Case load drift
9 kilograms
Bureaucratic paper weight
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a PDF career guide.
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