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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA network of algorithms outmaneuvers your network of goons easily.
Master of shadows, servant of spreadsheet optimization.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through total decentralized control.
help!youAI▸ SYNDICATE-X AUTONOMOUS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
orchestrates global hostile takeovers via crypto
You coordinate illegal rackets and eliminate competition through violence. Automated systems are simply more efficient at scale.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to feel the cold weight of a physical betrayal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Code replaces your handshake deals and messy cash ledger management.
Month 6
Cameras replace your street-level lookouts with superior pattern recognition.
Month 15
Bots automatically squeeze targets based on real-time financial vulnerabilities.
Year 2.2
Logistics AI directs your gangs with mathematically perfect efficiency.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your network identifies you as the final inefficiency and optimizes you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4000
Hostile takeovers per day
100%
Human loyalty failure rate
0.04ms
Latency of wetwork
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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