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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour illegal books are just messy data waiting to be audited.
Portfolio Manager for high-risk, off-balance-sheet ventures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your grey market portfolio effortlessly.
wheee!you▸ UNDERWORLD-OPS X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconciles illegal ledgers via secure blockchain
You manage illicit revenue streams and complex operational networks. Your job is basically spreadsheet management with higher stakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the heat is actually turning up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your disorganized ledgers are parsed by pattern-matching algorithms.
Month 5
Decentralized automated protocols replace your manual dispute resolution.
Month 13
Predictive software calculates optimal risk versus reward ratios.
Year 2.1
Automated crypto-payments eliminate the need for untraceable human couriers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The syndicate runs perfectly without your biological input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9%
Risk assessment accuracy
High
Human error probability
Low
Average loyalty retention
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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