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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lecture notes are just historical datasets awaiting a better processor.
Tenured observer of human failure, currently at capacity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only lecturer that never skips class.
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delivers perfectly calibrated cold-case lecture modules
You interpret complex behavioral data and teach societal patterns. The algorithm does this with better predictive accuracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student realizes their own theory is flawed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every lecture note and case study ever produced.
Month 5
Natural language models score student papers faster and more strictly.
Month 15
High-fidelity digital avatars deliver lectures tailored to student attention levels.
Year 2.2
Learning pathways adjust in real-time based on student test data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The department chair retires the human office hours permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
48 percent
student engagement score
near zero
lecture variance
9000 plus
cites per hour
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our AI-ethics webinar series.
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