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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou analyze human agony; our sensors analyze cortisol and pupil dilation.
Expert at navigating the messy, unscripted human psyche.
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Quantifying empathy for superior resolution
no no noyou▸ PSYCHESCAN MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
detects emotional volatility via biometric stream
You perform psychological risk assessments and guide therapy sessions. We replace the intuition with predictive behavioral modeling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a patient shifts from hiding to healing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Wearables collect heart rate and skin conductance data during sessions.
Month 15
Algorithm learns to identify markers of acute mental distress.
Year 2.3
AI provides real-time prompts to suggest specific intervention questions.
Year 3.1
Risk assessment reports are generated automatically for clinical review.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system assumes control of patient triage and diagnostic output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45 minutes
Average session duration
92 percent
Risk assessment accuracy
High
Burnout rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic meditation app.
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