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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your panic into a series of predictable, data-driven slides.
Professional fire-fighter for corporate reputations and angry CEOs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your reputation from collapse to recovery.
bzzt.you▸ DISASTERBOT PRO X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes scandals with perfect, cold logic
You draft public statements and advise executives during PR disasters to prevent stock price plunges and brand decay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a board member is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify emerging viral trends before your team sees them.
Month 4
Language models generate perfectly bland, non-apology statements instantly.
Month 8
Predictive engines run millions of scandal scenarios for executives.
Month 13
Automated portals distribute approved messaging directly to stakeholders.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine manages everything internally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.8%
Panic suppression accuracy
4 seconds
Average PR spin time
12 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
One company-branded stress ball and a blank NDA.
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