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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou monitor dying machines and humans; I will soon monitor you.
Master of monitors and keeper of the crash cart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardized care without the human fatigue.
ow.youAI▸ OMNINURSE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage for infinite edge cases
You oversee complex patient care plans and manage life-support equipment during high-acuity medical crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the subtle change in a patient’s eyes before the sensors even register distress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
AI systems automatically transcribe your verbal orders into digital logs.
Year 8
Sensors adjust IV pump flow rates based on real-time blood pressure.
Year 16
Remote diagnostic models confirm your treatment decisions before you act.
Year 25
Mechanical assistants manage routine dressing changes and patient positioning.
Year 40 · D-Day
Integrated autonomous units handle all physiological oversight and clinical documentation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40 percent
Average bedside panic reduction
Zero
Chart entry errors
98 percent
Patient empathy simulation score
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of hospital-grade coffee.
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