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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsThe machine dreads the chaos of your trauma scene.
Stressed professional, master of the high-stakes roadside improvisation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Triage efficiency in a modular chassis
toast.youAI▸ TRAUMA-GUARD ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
stabilizes vitals amid total environmental chaos
You stabilize patients in unpredictable field environments during life-threatening medical emergencies. You manage complex airway and cardiac interventions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified patient’s family member while holding a manual airway open.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Sensors begin assisting you with real-time vitals and rhythm monitoring.
Year 2.5
Automated drones restock your truck with precise clinical supplies daily.
Year 6
Integrated arms help hold medical equipment steady during rough transport.
Year 10
Neural nets suggest complex drug interventions based on biometric data.
Year 20 · D-Day
A fully mobile trauma-pod arrives to manage the entire scene.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
8 minutes
Average scene response time
11 percent
Cardiac arrest survival rate
Zero
Litres of adrenaline consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned ambulance and a lifetime of nightmares.
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