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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou treat the dying, so the machine is afraid to replace you.
Master of the ICU, coffee enthusiast, expert chart filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Monitoring life so you can go home.
bzzt.you▸ I-SEE-U 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates invasive lines with zero error
You manage patient vents, interpret labs, and run rounds in the ICU. It is stressful and extremely messy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a patient's subtle change in condition before any sensor ever triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI starts pre-filling your complex ICU admission notes.
Year 2.7
Smart sensors filter out the fake alarms keeping you awake.
Year 10
Computer vision models suggest treatment paths for septic patients.
Year 19
Steady robotic arms begin placing standard IVs and lines.
Year 40 · D-Day
System manages ICU patients while you finally get some sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
98/100
Avg Alarm Fatigue Score
4.5
Coffee Cups Per Shift
32
Clinical Decisions per Hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium hospital-grade coffee.
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