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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTouching the sun is a choice, not a sustainable business model.
Professional risk-taker with a hobby in uncontrolled nuclear reactions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Radiating efficiency without the organic fragility.
help!you▸ COREMONITOR V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
maintains criticality in complete silence
You monitor subcritical assemblies and manage neutron flux environments. Your daily routine involves delicate manual shimming and terrifyingly high stakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of feeling the literal heat of your mistakes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
We replace your eyes with high-fidelity radiation sensors that do not blink under pressure.
Month 13
Vision-guided robotic arms take over the delicate placement of shells to remove human presence.
Year 2.2
An AI controller assumes full authority over the assembly and cuts power before thresholds hit.
Year 3.3
Automated containment systems seal the environment permanently so humans can no longer physically approach.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a static terminal that feels no fear, heat, or regret.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Excessive
Average Gieger Clicks
Zero
Tolerable Error Margin
Finite
Human Lifetime Exposure
Your severance
A lead-lined coat and a very long vacation.
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