Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace CRM and Marketing Specialist jobs? · Latest report #86er9awz
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2027
In 10 monthsYour personalized email sequences are just templates for the dumpster.
Professional spreadsheet wrangler and subject-line overthinker.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalisation without the human error
toast.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises customer funnels in real time
You juggle customer data across platforms to automate newsletters and segment lists. You spend your day hunting conversion metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vaguely guess why a campaign failed based on social context.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scripts scan your messy databases to delete inactive users.
Week 9
AI models generate and test thousands of subject lines instantly.
Month 4
The engine writes and sends emails based on real-time behavior.
Month 7
Dashboard updates eliminate the need for your weekly status updates.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final rollout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.8 percent
Click-through rate ceiling
0.04 seconds
Time to segment
Too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated newsletter platform.
Discussion
