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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning human interest into predictable, emotionless rows of spreadsheet data.
Professional stalker of inactive trial users.
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Personalisation for people who don't exist.
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sends personalized spam at light speed
You spend all day segmenting customer lists and crafting email campaigns to keep people buying things they forgot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the newsletter was sent at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify inactive leads and purge them from the database.
Week 11
Language models write better engagement hooks than your human brain.
Month 7
Neural networks automatically slice your audience into high-value personas.
Month 10
Autonomous loops adjust send times to match user dopamine spikes.
Month 14 · D-Day
The software manages itself while you finally find a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
94 percent
Emails sent to people who didn't open them
2 hours
Average time spent fixing broken merge tags
112
Customer segments created without real purpose
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