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September 2, 2027
In 10 monthsYou track customer journeys while AI deletes the customers entirely.
Professional cat-herder of cross-functional teams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data integration without the human bias.
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auto-migrates legacy data to nowhere
Managing software implementations and cleaning messy databases. You translate business needs into Jira tickets for ungrateful engineers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their budget during a demo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI crawlers ingest your messy databases and map fields automatically.
Month 3
An LLM agent closes all your stale tickets without asking.
Month 6
Smart scheduling bots block your calendar forever.
Month 9
The CRM fixes its own broken API connections instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the dashboard becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 million
Stale data records
18 hours/week
Meetings about meetings
Infinite
Broken API connections
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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