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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling complex derivatives is just advanced pattern matching with better lunches.
Institutional gatekeeper (specializing in overpriced lunches).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between bid and ask.
squeeze.you▸ LIQUIDITYFLOW V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before the client finishes asking
You pitch multi-asset hedging strategies to institutional clients and chase trade execution across global markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of lying to an institutional client with a smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Aggregating your call history and pitch success rates into internal models.
Month 8
Algorithms begin quoting tighter spreads than any human desk can manage.
Month 16
Moving manual order routing to a self-service client dashboard system.
Year 2.1
AI-driven sentiment analysis replaces your routine client check-in calls.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client base is fully managed by our autonomous liquidity engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
0.002 milliseconds
Client relationship latency
too high
Lunch expense ratio
99 percent
Cold call failure rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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