Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Crossing Guard jobs? · Latest report #icy6xr5d
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a human traffic light with a very long stick.
Professional road-blocker, expert at dodging distracted soccer moms.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crossing the road without the middleman.
oof.youAI▸ SAFEPATH PAVEMENT SENTINEL▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blinks red and halts traffic instantly
You stand in the street with a handheld sign to stop traffic for children crossing the road.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the driver's eyes to see if they are actually stopping.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map the crossing zone for predictable traffic patterns.
Month 6
Physical barriers linked to school bell schedules replace your manual sign.
Month 17
Cameras record and fine drivers who ignore the flashing crossing lights.
Year 2.3
Smart traffic lights sync with school arrival times automatically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The sentinel takes your corner and you retire to the archives.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
240 daily
Average stop sign lifts
lukewarm
Morning coffee temperature
12 per week
Near-miss anxiety spikes
Your severance
A reflective vest and a one-way bus ticket.
Discussion
