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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou deal cards for people who hate losing their own money.
Master of the felt, servant of the pit boss.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The house always wins, even faster now.
help!youAI▸ PITBOSS-AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every bet with perfect probability mapping
You shuffle decks, spin roulette wheels, and manage table payouts while monitoring for cheaters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the subtle micro-expressions of a desperate gambler better than any sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Every chip and card is tagged to track movement in real-time.
Month 6
Mechanical shoe technology removes the need for manual card manipulation.
Month 12
Cameras replace manual payout verification using high-speed object recognition.
Month 16
A remote system manages multiple tables from a single office.
Year 2 · D-Day
The casino floor runs entirely without human floor staff intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero
Chips miscounted
2000
Cards dealt per hour
High
Human error chance
Your severance
A deck of cards and a bus pass.
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