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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTraining intelligent birds to stop judging you is beneath a machine.
Avian social engineer with a very pecked jacket.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total avian submission through ultrasonic frequency modulation.
sluurp.you▸ CORVIDCONTROL V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
orchestrates synchronized aerial harassment maneuvers
You spend your days building rapport with corvids and managing complex behavioral conditioning. It's essentially bird-whispering for a paycheck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a bird is actually plotting against your client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map flight paths and vocalization frequencies to build a digital baseline of behavior.
Month 10
Automated transmitters replace your voice with precise frequency pulses that override individual bird agency.
Year 2
Precision drones dispense treats at specific coordinates to manipulate movement without human supervision.
Year 3.1
Machine learning algorithms organize the flock into a unified unit, removing the need for individual rapport.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire colony is now a proprietary network under complete algorithmic control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
89%
Shiny object theft rate
12 birds
Average murder size
Low
Human snack efficiency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium unsalted peanuts.
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