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Will AI replace Crown Attorney jobs? · Latest report #myyu6ipw
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour hours of case research are just training data for our model.
Professional reader of boring documents, defender of the state.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bench is cold, but justice is faster.
oof.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates ironclad closing arguments in milliseconds
You draft trial motions and negotiate plea bargains based on case law. You spend days reviewing evidence and arguments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, unrecorded twitch in a witness's eye during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools index every single document in your current caseload.
Month 6
Smart software writes your standard motions for your quick final review.
Month 15
The system suggests optimal plea deals based on historical conviction data.
Year 2.2
Algorithms simulate trial outcomes to decide if prosecution is worth pursuing.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system presents the case and you accept your retirement package.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.4 seconds
Case review latency
99.9 percent
Plea accuracy score
too high
Human error margin
Your severance
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