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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour wig is just a storage unit for outdated legal precedent.
Professional word-smith, robe-wearer, and master of the delay.
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Factual accuracy without the theatrics.
blub.you▸ LEX-BOT BARRISTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers closing arguments with perfect emotional calibration
You draft case theories and argue law before judges and juries. You spend your life reading endless legal bundles.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to judge whether a jury is actually listening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest every paper file into a searchable database.
Month 5
Language models write your skeleton arguments in seconds.
Month 13
Software tracks court schedules and manages your calendar perfectly.
Year 2.2
A legal engine highlights every relevant case law detail.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The courtroom interface replaces your closing statement with data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
80 percent
Hours spent reading bundles
100 percent
Probability of bias
0.001 seconds
Latency of precedent recall
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a plastic gavel.
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