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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsMoving liquid dinosaurs across oceans is better handled by cold silicon.
Floating through international waters, one tanker at a time.
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Dumb pipes, smarter steering, zero sleep.
oof.youAI▸ TANKERNAV 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes pump pressure for maximum flow rate
You monitor ballast systems, cargo pumps, and navigation while managing the physical transfer of crude oil in tankers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle mechanical shudder that indicates a valve is about to fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
New acoustic sensors map every pipe vibration inside your tanker.
Month 5
Smart valves handle trim adjustments without you turning a wheel.
Month 13
Harbor pilots gain direct steering control from the dock.
Year 2.1
AI-driven pumps manage discharge flows better than human intuition.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The vessel is fully automated and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
200,000
liters pumped per hour
18
average hours of boredom
IP68
salt spray resistance rating
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a landlocked country.
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