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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour lighting plots are just data waiting for a better dimmer.
Professional cable-wrangler and occasional set-builder at sea.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The theatre runs without your sweat.
sluurp.you▸ STAGEBOT CRUISE-LINE X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-programs every light cue at lightning speed
You hang heavy lights, patch sound boards, and build sets on a ship that never stops moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a bird's nest of XLR cables while the ship hits a swell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the stage area to replace your manual drafting.
Month 5
Self-calibrating lights remove the need for manual focusing hours.
Month 13
Smart cables and digital nodes handle audio signal routing.
Month 21
Robot arms snap pre-fab set pieces together in minutes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Central AI takes full control of the entire theatre system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Show setups per week
20+
Hours fixing cable snags
200kg
Equipment weight lifted daily
Your severance
A one-way ticket off the boat and a flashlight.
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