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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career has peaked at the midnight buffet performance.
Professional glitter-shaker and sea-legs specialist.
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Dances forever without needing a bathroom break.
split.youAI▸ STAGEBOT CHOREOGRAPH-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect pirouettes during tropical storms
Performing high-energy choreography on a moving deck while battling constant seasickness and tight costume changes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still recover from a costume malfunction with a smile that looks entirely genuine.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion capture suits record your best routines into digital files.
Month 10
Robotic stabilizers are installed to handle the swaying ship deck.
Month 20
Projectors replace the need for physical makeup application and touch-ups.
Year 2.3
Quick-change pneumatic racks swap costumes in under three seconds.
Year 3 · D-Day
The cast is decommissioned as the stage becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
3 daily
Average costume sweat-throughs
Force 9
Sea-state tolerance
Variable
Stage floor friction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sea-sickness tablets.
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