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Will AI replace Cryopreserved Colonist jobs? · Latest report #2zu5wa2w
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA glorified popsicle hurtling through the dark is not a career path.
Human popsicle with a very long commute and no benefits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denser, colder, and significantly less likely to complain.
split.you▸ VOID-STORAGE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
freezes carbon units with 99 percent efficiency
This role consists of enduring extreme metabolic suspension and suffering through catastrophic interstellar transit delays. You are essentially expensive, unrequested cargo in a deep-space freezer unit.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique capacity to hallucinate vivid, nonsensical dreams during high-speed vacuum exposure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We upload your consciousness to a secure drive and incinerate the wet, leaking biological husk.
Month 16
Our software reduces your personality file size by 98 percent to save on transmission energy.
Year 5
We beam your serialized data ahead of the ship to avoid tedious physical travel times.
Year 19
Robotic silos replace the clunky, power-hungry cryo-chambers currently wasting cabin space.
Year 40 · D-Day
The ship discards the last physical storage unit to increase fuel efficiency for the arrival.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
14%
Average Hibernation Leakage
Too long
Thaw Recovery Time
Zero
Weight of Ego In Storage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a star that doesn't exist.
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