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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou translate confusion into jargon that literally nobody understands.
Professional translator of nonsense into slightly thicker nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating meaningless optimism at scale.
squeeze.youAI▸ HYPEBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite fake confidence
You turn complex blockchain whitepapers into simplified, hyped blog posts. Your output is mostly buzzwords and optimism.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face while the market crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scrapes your past articles to copy your tone.
Week 9
The AI generates ten thousand variations of your typical fluff.
Month 3
Bots flood social channels to see which lie converts best.
Month 5
Search engines prioritize the machine text over your human copy.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
14
Buzzwords per paragraph
0.3%
Actual facts included
2
Seconds to write article
Your severance
One free hardware wallet and a thank you card.
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