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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTracing digital breadcrumbs that lead to a very boring dead end.
Professional screen-stare enthusiast and blockchain forensics dabbler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Follows the money so you don't have to.
no no noyouAI▸ CHAINSLAYER PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unmasks anonymous wallets in milliseconds
You track illicit crypto transactions across public ledgers and package evidence for police agencies to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused judge why the private key was lost forever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors index all public transactions in real-time.
Month 4
Neural nets flag suspicious mixing patterns without human help.
Month 8
AI writes the forensic brief exactly how the cops like.
Month 12
Software files digital requests directly to exchange APIs.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are invited to log out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 million
Wallet clusters mapped
41 percent
Human error rate
Endless
Coffee consumed while staring
Your severance
A free trial of a competing crypto exchange.
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