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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning electricity into imaginary wealth, one rug pull at a time.
Full-time chart watcher, part-time professional hype merchant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated wealth destruction for the modern age.
toast.you▸ RUGPULL-AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes the entire market by accident
You spend all day watching charts, shilling worthless digital tokens, and pretending discord communities represent actual finance.
The one thing AI can't do
You are truly gifted at keeping a straight face while explaining decentralized finance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart bots identify patterns in your repetitive social media posts.
Week 8
Automated scripts begin trading tokens faster than your human hands.
Month 3
Discord bots replace your personality with more aggressive hype cycles.
Month 5
AI models generate more convincing rug pull narratives than you.
Month 6 · D-Day
The market realizes the bot is cheaper than your commission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Tokens shilled per day
18
Hours spent on Twitter
0
Actual value generated
Your severance
One free hardware wallet and a dream.
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