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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour pitch deck is just a suicide note for your burn rate.
Serial founder of things that definitely aren't securities.
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Turning hope into negative interest rates instantly.
squeeze.you▸ VC-LIQUIDATION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
burns through capital in milliseconds
You shuffle venture capital around digital ledgers and hope the SEC is looking the other way.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of convincing a bored billionaire to fund your nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Large language models hallucinate more convincing roadmaps than you ever could.
Week 8
Bots now slide into investor DMs with perfect, soul-crushing efficiency.
Month 4
Smart contracts now auto-flag your illegal activities before you even file.
Month 5
Algorithms decide your valuation based on cold, hard, unfeeling math.
Month 6 · D-Day
The bot marks your entity as defunct and clears your remaining runway.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4 days
Average pivot frequency
0.002 percent
Probability of exit
44
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Your severance
One free trial of a cloud-based bankruptcy lawyer.
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