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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTracing coins on a ledger is just counting, and we love counting.
On-chain detective with a fondness for messy spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable evidence for every bad actor.
glub.youAI▸ BLOCKSLEUTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags entire illicit networks in milliseconds
You track illicit funds across blockchain ledgers. Algorithms are already better at finding patterns than your tired eyes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which shady exchange will collapse before the blockchain even updates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software labels every wallet address on the planet instantly.
Month 4
AI models flag suspicious outflows before you even open your laptop.
Month 8
The system writes and formats legal requests to exchanges without you.
Month 13
The engine follows hacks across multiple chains in real time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-executes all investigative reports while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
10 million
Wallets monitored
12 percent
Human error rate
0.001 seconds
Hack detection latency
Your severance
A cold storage wallet containing zero crypto.
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