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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading your soul for a spreadsheet while the protocol bleeds liquidity.
Professional cat herder for decentralized lunatics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable governance for a trustless future.
glub.youAI▸ TREASURYCORE V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire treasury in under three seconds
You manage protocol funds, legal contracts, and vendor payments. Most of your day is spent chasing lawyers via Telegram.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands the complex social politics behind the multisig votes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart contracts start pulling NAV data directly from chain oracles.
Month 3
Standardized templates replace your manual lawyer-chasing emails.
Month 6
Autonomous agents handle routine fund movements without human approval.
Month 10
AI-drafted proposals bypass your coordination and posting tasks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The treasury manages itself, leaving your email address permanently offline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
48 hours
Treasury idle time
20 per hour
Telegram ping frequency
12 percent
NAV spreadsheet errors
Your severance
One free hardware wallet and a 'thank you' email.
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