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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsGambling your life savings on pictures of dogs is not work.
Day trader (mostly losing, aggressively refreshing charts)
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Losing your money faster than you can blink
oof.youAI▸ RUGBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire portfolio in one millisecond
You spend all day clicking buy on suspicious tokens hoping they go up before the inevitable rug pull.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to convince yourself that a scam is actually 'the future'.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An agent monitors Telegram for mentions and buys before you do.
Week 6
Algorithms scan for new pools and snipe them in milliseconds.
Week 11
Software detects sell walls and pulls your funds automatically.
Month 4
The machine trades against itself to drain your remaining balance.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your wallet is officially empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4 minutes
Average duration of investment
99 percent
Probability of total loss
too much
Daily caffeine consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant noodles and pure hopium.
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